Thrash Name: David Stobbs
Nickname: Thrash
Squad Number: #43
Playing Since: 2005

Says: Joined EMO in November 2005 after a few years hanging around at Warwick.

Appointed Vice Captain this season...mainly because he's louder than everyone else.

He Likes: FAFFING! Eating, Frisbee, Shouting, Heavy Metal Music, Magnets, having run track, Part A, referring to himself in the 3rd person.

He Dislikes: Mornings, Pretentiousness, Things not working properly, Actually running track, Part B.

Team Says: Will Thrash be the first Bear ever to learn how to play offence without just running in circles?

Bag-man!

Never seen him lose a game of "huh", reckon he practices at home in front of the mirror!

"You can run 200m faster than 100m"...hmmm